BLONDIE

 ISFP • 4w3
 he/him

 age: 23 (body-aligned)
 role: fag protector
 source: way too many
 splitting date: 2022

 

  you might be familiar with him already and had the honor to kick his ass, the guy that has no name and got dubbed "blondie" given his most important personality trait - being blonde. his favorite activities include wearing frilly shirts, indulging in his own dainty sense of masculinity and fantasizing about romance as if he was perma-struck in a shoujo manga. is obsessed with fashion and his best friend is the purchase button.

blondie is originally an introject of the "pocket-mirror narcissist" clichee but has come through a journey of amalgamation between different tropes (most predominantly a fairytale prince and a snooty rich boy) and is now the way he is. he works as a protector and has temporarily gotten hold of a bunch of host functions as long as im unavailable.

💛: fashion (specifically upper class historical menswear ranging from rococo to dandyism to ivy league) + anything that revolves around that like period dramas and shoujo romances, being silly with other people and of course his luscious blonde hair

interaction

  depending on our social circle you may already know him better than the host, if you knew me before the last few years you may probably remain unfamiliar with him. either way hes out very obviously and you can instantly recognize him. you can have fun with him, he likes being playfully manhandled and when others join into his bit. be careful to not degrade him or "reality check" him too hard. you can see him as a part of me, we arent very seperate! (that means we share friends and youre most likely friends with us both)